-Music stores
-DVD stores
-Stationary shops
-Free day care centres or, relatedly, indoor playgrounds to take your children to when it's raining and you want them to burn off some energy
-Rad indoor obstacle courses where you can try out your new hoverboard
-Free conference centres where you can host your business meeting
-Free therapy clinics
-Creches for people who are really, really high on hallucinatory drugs
-Convenience stores
-Post offices
-Weed dispensaries
-General information booths
-General complaint desks
-Public clubs where nerds who are keen to do your homework for you congregate
-Tea or coffee shops
-Emergency rooms for providing emergency health care
-Dumps where you can abandon any unwanted rubbish that happens to be made of paper, including old school notebooks
-Bars or other rendezvous points for lonely people who want to have lengthy conversations with hostage strangers
-Copy centres where you can copy or fax things. Libraries often have copy machines; you are probably thinking of a library.
-Actual libraries. We sell books, not lend them.
-Places where you can go and read books for free while we charge your phone for you. Again, not a library.
Naturally, every one of the examples on this list are things for which we have been mistaken.
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