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Monday, February 15, 2016

Orwell? Never heard of her.

"Where are your books in terms of numbers...?"

Blank stare-- "I'm sorry...?"

"Books with numbers for titles... where would they be?"

"Oh! Well--"

"I'm looking for ... I think it was... 1985... or 1987... It was like a post-apocalyptic book."

"Oh... did somebody write a sequel to Orwell?"

A blank stare on her part this time.

"Okay, well, dystopian fiction ends up in sci-fi.... It... it wasn't George Orwell's 1984 you were looking for?"

"I don't know... maybe.  It was numbers and I saw it in another bookstore but I didn't get it.  It was post-apocalyptic and like, Big Brother."

"Yes... well, 1984 is THE Big Brother book [no look of comprehension or recognition on her part], so I would check under O for Orwell."

She wanders off, still looking desperately lost and confused.


Update:

The same woman, who I would guess is in her mid-twenties, came up to the counter to be rung up.
She buys a couple of very attractive vintage (turn of the century) books.

"Such charming art nouveau covers!" I gush.

"Yeah, right? I'm not going to read them, I just thought the covers were cute. I'm going to, like, stack them and put, like, a candle or a succulent on top."



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