“75% off everything.”
“But off of WHAT?”
“Off of everything.”
“I don’t understand, what’s it taken off of?”
Outwardly:
“It’s 75% off the cover price for the new books, as the sign right next to them says, and 75% off the price written inside for the used books.”
Inwardly:
75% OFF THE PHYSICAL BOOK
WE CHOP IT INTO PIECES IN FRONT OF YOU
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON INSIDE YOUR HEAD
“So… the price inside…”
She holds it up, pointing directly to the clearly penciled-in price on the inside.
Outwardly:
“YES. 75% off of six dollars. It ends up being around $1.64.”
Inwardly:
SCREAMING
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