He mentioned the author.
I lead him over to the fiction section.
I explain that it's all alphabetical by author.
The customer stares blankly at the shelves.
Finally, he throws his arms dramatically in the air.
"THIS IS LIKE TRYING TO FIND A NEEDLE IN A HAYSTACK!" he yells.
"...The alphabet only has twenty-six letters, sir."
"WHATTT"
"Twenty-six letters. It would probably be pretty easy to find a needle in a haystack that only had twenty-five straws."
He glares at me, affronted, and storms out.
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